Our poor guy Tiger just can’t catch a break… or maybe he caught too many and there lies the problem.
On the very same day Tiger says that he’s getting his life back together and playing in this year’s Masters tournament, one of his mistresses launches a website whose content is based on all the foul text messages Tiger sent her while he was “bogeying birdies” that WEREN’T his wife. Check out the full story here.
It’s in that spirit that we here at Jack FM have decided to share some of the incoming text messages off of our phone:
- Your bill is overdue. Please remit payment immediately to avoid a service interruption.
- Facebook msg from Abe Vigoda Subj: Hey! Why won’t you accept my friend request?
- Marco? (To which we replied “Polo!”)
- Hey, man. We’re taking a poll. Is it “duck, duck, grey duck?” or “Duck, duck, goose?”
Now that we’re looking back over some of these, we may discontinue our text messaging option…
