Ask Jack 3/25/10
Q: Hey, Jack! I’ve been seeing this guy for a while, and I’m just having a really tough time reading him. It’s like some days I think he really likes me, and other days I don’t have a clue. How can I be sure he really loves me?
Jennifer Bertram – Bloomington, MN
A: Ah, Jennifer… the ol’ “How do I know he loves me” question. You’ve not been the first to inquire about this, and you most certainly won’t be the last. The first thing you need to understand how the male brain is segmented. We’ve made a graph for you… see below:
As you can see, it’s through no fault of your own that the male brain doesn’t have much room for “relationship issues.” With that said, there are some things you can do to associate yourself with other parts of his brain so you can be sure he “really loves you.”
… ok, we’re not actually sure what any of those are.
Didn’t that pie chart have pretty colors though?