Q: Hey, Jack. I got a dog from the Humane Society around Christmas time. He’s been a source of joy for me, but I’ve just noticed a problem that’s been in hiding since snow covered the land: apparently I haven’t been keeping up on proper disposal of his “droppings,” and now that the snow is gone, my yard looks terrible! What should I do?!
Robert Morris – Blaine, MN
A: This is a pretty simple answer, but you must follow my advice in the order it’s given. Ready?
- Pick up the “stuff”
- Trade in “Fido” for a fish