Vegans beware! This post will have practically every red-blooded carnivorous American man salivating at his desk at work. With barbecue season in full swing and Independence Day coming up next Monday, we’ve decided to make a list of our Top 10 Mail-Order Meat Fixes.
Get the best barbecue in the country minus the down-home mess and the time it takes to do all the prep work.
Sauce rag, goofy bib, and ravenous appetite not included.
We never thought we’d say this with a straight face, but meat is serious business: We have a huge thing for sausages.
Join the sausage fest with the Sausage of the Month Club. The monthly meat package includes 2 packages of breakfast sausage, A Bacon is Meat Candy T-shirt, a newsletter, and yummy sausage recipes.
We know the above picture might look disgusting to some, but to others, exotic meats hold a special appeal. That adventurous person can join the Exotic Meat of the Month Club and get rare meats like rattlesnake, bison, alligator, pheasants, ostrich, and wild boar.
3, 6, 9, 12 Months of the world’s strangest and most random meats. And no, we have no idea what the meat is in that photo. We won’t allow ourselves to stare at it for too long to figure it out.
Do you need a shoulder to lean on? What about ten pounds of shoulder? Get delicious Memphis-style pork shoulder from Charles Vergos’ Rendezvous–enough for 30 to 40 sandwiches. Feed your whole neighborhood this Independence Day!
Or just yourself for a month. We won’t tell.
Bacon! The most coveted of all meats! The topic of most meat-related conversations! The most versatile, delicious meat on the planet!
With the “Bacon Is Meat Candy” Bacon of the Month Club you can wrap all your barbecue treats in more meat.
Who needs meat when you can have MORE MEAT? Am I right guys?
Speaking of MORE MEAT, Just the words “bacon explosion” make us instantaneously hungry.
If you are into crazy amalgamations of meat (like the infamous Turducken), get this delicious monstrosity called the Bacon Explosion. Lie to your friends and family about your cunning cooking skills.
The Bacon Explosion is bacon-stuffed, bacon-wrapped Italian sausage, doused in Kansas City-style barbecue sauce/rub, pre-cooked and shipped to you. Those are really all the details they will need before they start shoving it in their pretty little faces.
Just looking at the picture of this barbecue sauce is making us drool. We are of the firm belief that everything should be dripping with BBQ sauce.
Flying Noodle’s BBQ Sauce Of The Month Club includes two different sauces or rubs from around the country, a newsletter with BBQ trivia and free shipping.
Impress your friends with random BBQ trivia. See if you can stump them. Competition is the American way.
We don’t know what it is about Memphis-style BBQ, but it makes us want to move there ASAP. Look at this picture from Germantown Commissary.
OK, now get that computer monitor out your mouth and just order this “Boss Hog Special” which feeds about 9 people and includes 4lbs of Pulled BBq, 4 slabs of Ribs, 2QTS BBQ Beans, 2 Bottle of BBQ Sauce, 1 Package Dry Seasoning.
Dorothy was trying to get back to Kansas for a reason; we are pretty sure that it was so she could nom on a Fiorella’s Family Pack which includes pork ribs, pork burnt ends, sausage, beans, corn cake, two sauces, a rub, and…a hat?
It better come in extra big sizes because we are pretty sure after all that food, we will have to fit some of it in our heads.
Yeah, yeah. We are going to do it. Get ready.
“Everything is bigger in Texas,” including the bold taste from The Salt Lick’s Ranch Pack which includes beef ribs, brisket, smoked turkey, pork ribs, sausage, and four whole bottles of sauce.
Two of which we are going to drink like a fine wine. It sounds disgusting, but don’t knock it until you try it.
We are already pigs every month. Might as well get the Pig Of The Month membership for a year’s worth of tasty, tasty ribs.
No more description needed. Just look at the picture.
- Where is your favorite place to get Barbette in the United States? Did we miss any?
[Source: Kevin’s BBQ Joints]