Next Time She Turns You Down Say Even Pandas Do It
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like a pair of pandas watching other pandas get it on in fur flicks.
Yep, according to the Sun via the NY Post, scientists in China wanted two pandas to make some baby pandas, but the frigid couple wasn’t having it until the scientists spiced up their love life with a little bit of bow-chicka-bow-wow panda porn.
A TV screen showing other pandas have sex was placed in their cage and next thing they knew–BAM–it was on. It gives a whole new meaning to “bear hugs.”
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles