Barely Legal Nude Girl Gets Caught With Stolen Meat

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(Credit: OLIVER LANG / AFP / Getty Images)

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A sexy 18-year-old girl caught with meat down her pants? Oh wait, she’s not wearing pants? Start the sultry beat in the background.

Except this is real life and the teenage Elizabeth A. Hoen from Wisconsin was charged with resisting arrest and shoplifting after she stole some mid-afternoon steaks from local grocery store and then preceded to hang out in the streets with no pants on.

She was with a man, but pulled up her pants when the cops saw her and started running. Who wants to guess what the girl was trying to pay for?

Some Heinz 57. What else? Get your mind outta the gutter.


–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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