Man Arrested For Rubbing SUV With…Buttered Toast?!?

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We’ve heard of someone getting in trouble for keying a car or smashing its windows in with a baseball bat. That makes sense because that’s permanent damage. But, a dude from Union, S.C. got in trouble for taking his morning piece of buttered toast and rubbing it all over…his neighbor’s SUV.

34-year-old Christopher Brannon was arrested and charged with malicious damage to property after he buttered up her windshield and threw the toast on the ground. Brannon was released on a bond and reports say that the damage amounted to $1.

Maybe she was on a carb free diet or deathly allergic to dairy?

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles

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