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Drunk Pterodactyl Gets Tasered After Splashing Cops at Legoland

Two Pterodactyls walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The first Pterodactyl says, “RRRRaaaaayyyirrrrrrrr raaaaiii raiii rirrarrriiiyyyyyyyyyyrrrrr.”

07/16/2014

Florida Governor Requests Posthumous Pardon For Jim Morrison

Better late than never?

11/19/2010

POLITICIANS ARE BLOOD-SUCKERS? YES, REALLY.

No… this isn’t a Jack FM editorial page. In Florida, someone who claims to be a direct descendant of “Vlad The Impaler” is intent on making a run at the White House in 2012.

03/16/2010