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Man Commits The Cheesiest Crime Ever

The heist of the century? Maybe not. The heist of the day? You better believe it.

03/28/2013

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New Petition Seeks To Make Politicians Wear Sponsorship Logos, NASCAR Style

First there was the Death Star petition, which although completely awesome, was admittedly pretty far fetched.

03/27/2013

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Are You An Alcoholic? Coffee Might Save Your Liver.

In old movies, hot broads are always telling their drunken bosses to drink some coffee and take a cold shower. Well, according to some scientist peeps in Finland, there might be some actual science behind that beyond the obvious sexual entendre.

03/26/2013

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American Eagle To Offer Spray On Jeans?

Is American Eagle really offering spray on skinny jeans, or is this some sort of elaborate April Fools Joke?

03/26/2013

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How NOT To Impress A Girl, By Jack FM

So next time, maybe try flowers (or do like JACK does and just play want you want).

03/21/2013

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Ask For A Kwikie, Get Paid. New Maine Lottery Ticket Name Is Rousing Up Controversy

You’re in Maine. Why are you in Maine? Who knows; you’re weird like that.

03/19/2013

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Girl Scout Troop Facing A Massive Bill After Receiving A Fake 6,000 Box Order

Someone somewhere in Oregon is a real jerk. Two Girl Scout troops thought they had made the sale of a lifetime when a local company ordered 6000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies worth about $24,000.

03/18/2013

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Real Life Batman Brings Criminal To Justice

Initial reports indicate that Christian Bale was NOT the man who, dressed as Batman, turned in a suspected burglar over to police in Bradford, England.

03/04/2013

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This Guy Can Solve A Rubik’s Cube While Juggling. What Can You Do?

Think you’ve got talent? This is talent. Juggling is hard enough. Solving a Rubik’s Cube is hard enough. Juggling a Rubik’s Cube while solving it = freakish talent.

03/01/2013

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Driving Slow In The Fast Lane? Not So Fast Says Georgia Representative

Thanks to a new bill being introduced in the Georgia legislature, we here at JACK FM think Representative Bill Hitchens is quite possibly the greatest politician in the history of ever.

02/28/2013

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