jacked up news
The heist of the century? Maybe not. The heist of the day? You better believe it.
First there was the Death Star petition, which although completely awesome, was admittedly pretty far fetched.
In old movies, hot broads are always telling their drunken bosses to drink some coffee and take a cold shower. Well, according to some scientist peeps in Finland, there might be some actual science behind that beyond the obvious sexual entendre.
Is American Eagle really offering spray on skinny jeans, or is this some sort of elaborate April Fools Joke?
So next time, maybe try flowers (or do like JACK does and just play want you want).
You’re in Maine. Why are you in Maine? Who knows; you’re weird like that.
Someone somewhere in Oregon is a real jerk. Two Girl Scout troops thought they had made the sale of a lifetime when a local company ordered 6000 boxes of Girl Scout cookies worth about $24,000.
Initial reports indicate that Christian Bale was NOT the man who, dressed as Batman, turned in a suspected burglar over to police in Bradford, England.
Think you’ve got talent? This is talent. Juggling is hard enough. Solving a Rubik’s Cube is hard enough. Juggling a Rubik’s Cube while solving it = freakish talent.
Thanks to a new bill being introduced in the Georgia legislature, we here at JACK FM think Representative Bill Hitchens is quite possibly the greatest politician in the history of ever.