Just because you’re wearing a condom doesn’t make it “safe.”
One duck. Cute. A few ducks waddling down the street? Adorable. A bunch of ducks flying through the air in an awesome formation? A majestic example of nature’s art.
If you think you’re weird, you probably are, but this guy is infinitely weirder.
A recent article by the Business Insider mentioned a Reddit thread in which non-American users were asked to list things they find weird about American culture.
We’ve heard of “Leggo my Eggo,” but this might be a bit too far. A mom in Charlotte, NC had her 13-year-old son arrested and charged with misdemeanor larceny for stealing her beloved breakfast pastries.
An engagement ring that was swallowed by a man trying to steal it from a New Hampshire jewelry store has been recovered by police and is now in evidence.
There is an unspoken rule that you just don’t mess with old folks on bingo night.
There are really no words for this other than it’s a fish-eat-fish kind of world and we’re just living in it, trying to be a big fish in a small pond.